Generally speaking, you shouldn’t break the law, but if you insist, it’s a good idea to remember the Jalopnik Law: commit only one crime at a time. One California man chose to ignore that advice Monday night and was reportedly speeding in his Rolls-Royce Ghost when officers pulled him over.

The spider monkey, believed to be 1 month old, has since been taken to the Oakland Zoo, according to authorities

Ali Mused Adel Mohamed, 27, was busted in his 2022 Rolls-Royce Ghost for speeding on SR-99 as he was driving the 1-month-old primate, which was wearing a pink onesie. Mohamed was arrested and charged with DUI and possession of cannabis for sale, the California Highway Patrol said.