This had the feeling of a post-season friendly that happened to be taking place in the midst of the actual season

Tom: Pathetic, dull, meaningless, boring London derby. I've seen better in the park. The sooner this season ends, the sooner Ange Postecoglou's reign will be over, and next season won't be so humiliating.

West Ham and Tottenham Hotspur traded first-half goals and settled for a stodgy 1-1 draw on Sunday that will leave neither particularly thrilled or disappointed